BigLaw Confessions

There are some unhinged things I’ve done for this job that I’m utterly ashamed of. I want to know I’m not alone so I don’t feel like a complete psycho. What are some of your big law confessions?

For instance:

- I take my phone in the shower so I don’t miss messages.
- I once ordered a single sweater to be delivered to my office because I could not leave my desk and I was freezing.
- I slept in “shifts” with another associate so that one of us would be working on a rush assignment.
- I almost fell asleep in my car at the office because driving home meant I had to continue working, and sitting in the car was so peaceful.

Author: marqueemaven