Can we start using FullBanked, AlmostBanked, and NoBanked?

Given all the different flavors of “Milbank matches,” I propose we standardize the terminology:

FullBanked: Full Milbank match, including retroactivity. The real deal.

AlmostBanked: Matches the Milbank scale, but no retroactivity.

NoBanked: Matches junior associate salaries, then black-boxes the rest. Good luck finding out what you’re getting.

So next time your firm announces a match, can we please start posting headlines like:

“S&C just FullBanked”
“Cooley AlmostBanked”
“Troutman Pepper Locke NoBanked its senior associates”

No more clicking into a “Milbank match” post only to discover three paragraphs later that it’s not actually a full match.

Let’s make this a thing.

Author: Grouchy_Stand1090