Dating in Big Law: A Solution

Hey all,

I keep seeing posts on here about how it's tough to date in this job, especially as a guy. Well, I have a solution that has worked for me so far. My playbook is as follows:

1. Transcribe your documents with perfection. It's hard to date when work isn't going well, so keep your head down and focus.
2. Keep your wardrobe simple. Flashy brands attract the wrong type of person and scream insecurity. A few, humble pieces in your closet are best.
3. Try brewing beer or beekeeping. It's attractive to have hobbies you are passionate about, so make sure you make time for them.
4. Shave your head. Slowly balding is unattractive, but a shaved head shows confidence.
5. Don't date. Honestly better to just lock in at work.

TLDR: You need to embrace the Monk-core aesthetic, and good things will happen.

I hope this helps with your dating woes!

Author: Lebraan