At my firm, we have a guy we call Thomas the Tea Engine. We call him that because he's a workhorse named Thomas who seems to run on tea. He's in tax. He has his little tism ritual: when he gets to the office, he drinks a cup of tea, goes pee. Every hour on the hour, drink a cup of tea, go pee. Once we were in the middle of a conversation and he abruptly looked at his watch, downed a cup of tea, and said, "gotta pee." I swear he even does this during meetings. It's bizarre. Idk if it's all the tea or if dude has a bladder/prostate condition or both. But he has a 180 tax IQ so wtf do I know. I hope he at least washes his hands.