It's that easy

I suddenly have a huge book of business. This weekend I was walking around Manhattan and a kind and well dressed old lady seemed to be asking me a question. I stopped and listened and she said that she's never had dinner alone and would like me to join her. People who don't know about business development would say no to this but I said yes. Over dinner she explained that she's a very wealthy heiress and after learning about my job she said she would have one of her companies send $5 million of work to me. I said no that's too much and she laughed and said that's nothing, and that she would rather it go to me than some lawyer in a monkey suit. I'm currently working out the details with the general counsel who is very obsequious. I guess her assistant told him how important I am. I was really down about losing my job at Weil and the universe magically sent this to me. Soon I will be an equity partner, first at wherever I land and then I guess at Kirkland to make even more money. I may also start a seminar on how you too can have the right attitude, to achieve this kind of success, if there is enough interest.

Author: trevis_Mauer