Monday - “holy shit…I don’t really have anything to do. Partner is out of town…shit? I’m going to get so behind…FUCK…* scrapes together four hours *
Tuesday - “ok…I guess I can get ahead of this brief that’s not due for like over a month. I guess I can find a few things to do. Guess I’ll knock out a couple of the hundred things in my personal life I’ve been putting off and go to the coffee shop.” * scrapes together 4.2 hours *
Weds - “ok this is the shit. I’m not doing shit. This rules.”
Weds 2:17 PM - * receives 5 emails * “ok I guess this is actually going to be a 40 hour week. Fuck.”