[Redacted], if you're reading this, please stop telling me how many dips and pull-ups you used to do in your 30s. I am unimpressed and disinterested. Write that shit in your diaries or tell your kids or something.
I'm just a tired gal with hours to bill who mentioned going to the gym ONE TIME. Big mistake. He has done this in three separate conversations and I am just dying inside. He keeps going until I give him what he want to hear like "how impressive!" And run out saying I've got a call starting in 5.
How can I make this stop? Can I say: "Ah yes, the 2000s! Those were the days. I actually ran the fastest mile in the 4th grade."? "We both know the true test of strength is the deadlift. I'll see you at the gym at sunrise tomorrow"? "WOWW you were SUCH a STRONG boy! What do you think happened?"? "Every conversation with you feels like an unsolicited DM"?