Managing Associates. Senior Managing Associates…
I for one think we should have more distinguishing language for associates.
Year 1-3: Diligence Monkey Associate
Year 4-6: Underpaid Project Manager Associate
Year 7 and Above: NEP Without The Title Associate
These email signatures would be so helpful to figure out who to be nice and nasty to on the other side of the deal, without burning billable time searching up their firm bio.
I’m petitioning our Associates Committee today.